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- On the Bad Vicarage, by Mr. Frank Key, read by Walter O'Hara
- Born of Man and Woman, by Richard Matheson, read by Walter O'Hara
- Lemmings, by Richard Matheson, read by Walter O'Hara
- That's What they Want, by Charles Bukowski, read by Walter O'Hara
- Who in Hell is Tom Jones? By Charles Bukowski, read by Walter O'Hara
- Quiet Clean Girls in Gingham Dresses, by Charles Bukowski, read by Walter O'Hara
- One For Old Snaggle-Tooth, by Charles Bukowski, Read by Walter O'Hara
- Cockroach, by Charles Bukowski, Read By Walter O'Hara
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Category Archives: Audio
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DECCA – DLP 8010: Ronald Colman, Charles Laughton – Charles Dickens Classics: A Christmas Carol And Mr. Pickwick’s Christmas, to be precise. This is a vinyl recording that appears to have been assembled from two separate recordings of Charles Dickens stories that originated for the radio some time in the 1940s.
This was a Christmas album of two of Charles Dickens’ famous works– the Christmas Carol, which is justifiably famous, and Mr. Pickwick’s Christmas, which is perhaps less so, being bundled in with the Pickwick Papers, which is probably regarded as among Dickens’ lighter works.
The album was first pressed in the late 40s, and reprinted in 1950 under the sleeve you see above. Side A was Charles Laughton’s light hearted and jocular recounting of the Christmas Chapters from the Pickwick Papers. The story is very lighthearted; a recounting of the members of the Pickwick Club visiting relatives for Christmas in the country during the Victorian time period. If you haven’t read the Posthumous History of the Pickwick Club (aka The Pickwick Papers), give it a try. The Christmas chapter is a classic. My brother and I used to joke about “Joe, the Fat Boy” who was always found in a corner attacking a mince pie and falling asleep. The Pickwickians attend a great Christmas party and dance a lot, eat prodigiously, and kiss under the missletoe. It’s a fun story. The Laughton recording is outstanding, and he had the perfect voice for it:
Listen to the Audio here:
If that doesn’t work, try this. The Audio isn’t as good, but it is clear.
Side B was performed by Ronald Colman, possessor of that ultimate refined English gentleman voice, playing Ebenezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol. There are few works in English literature so completely associated with the holiday than a Christmas Carol, and I don’t feel as if I have to recount the plot of old Ebenezer’s redemption and moral rescue– almost everyone knows it, or should. This particular
recording was full of all the sharp audio stings associates with old time radio plays: sudden guitar strings, organ music and all. It was downright creepy when I was 7 or 8 years old, though gradually I was less scared by it. We played it constantly during the Christmas season until, I think, my mom threw it away, as it was hopelessly scratchy by then.
Listen to the Audio here:
(if that doesn’t work, try this, though the audio isn’t as good)
There’s not much more to this memory. I remember playing this record on a succession of record players owned by my mom and dad. My older brother, in particular, enjoyed this record maybe even more than me. The crackling and hissing of this ancient vinyl album was in its own way very comforting, as was the tinny, otherworldly audio of programs recorded for the radio back in the 40s. It’s odd to think about that record, as I often do at Christmas, being as old as it was. The original recordings by Laughton and Colman date back to the early 40s, when my parents were either in middle school or high school. The Decca Long Play record that I recall (the cover you see above) was pressed in 1950, and later on in 1970, but my parents must have found their version in an old record shop or thrift shop somewhere. It was ancient even for them. Of course, in a technological age I’ve found cleaned up audio copies on the Internet Archive (easily), and I can listen to this any time I want to. But there’s an essential element missing, and it’s more than the lack of a hiss and crackle as the ancient needle made the ancient vinyl yield up the golden tones of Ronald Colman once again, barely. I think it’s all about life experience.. nostalgia, as I’ve been reflecting on lately, is kind of a prison. It’s a way of telling us we missed out on something or something has passed us by. I don’t feel that way listening to these old recordings, now. More like a bemusement grown out of experience, and more of an intellectual, vice emotional detachment when I absorb the life lessons of Mr. Dickens one more time. There’s something universal about Dickens’ Christmas message– about keeping kindness and generosity of spirit in our hearts more than just one day a year. A message that transcends faith, politics and petty squabbles. Would that the world grew up listening to that message more often.
100 word stories are commonly called “Drabbles“. They can be more challenging than you think. My friend Laurence Simon writes one of these a day and podcasts what he creates. I couldn’t imagine that.
His 100 word challenge is every week, where you are giving a theme word and then build a drabble around it. This week’s word is PAN. Hope you like.
Click here to listen to the PAN drabble.http://www.podbean.com/site/UserDownload/index/bid/248461/url/http%253A%252F%252Fmisternizz.podbean.com%252Fmf%252Fweb%252Fdjsnzf%252F100words-pan.mp3″
I had completely forgotten that I had discovered an audio host with a free starter option about 3 years ago called TINDECK until I was chasing some obscure link referrals. Tindeck appears to be pretty no-muss no fuss, and simplicity itself.
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Here’s a sample of an audio report going to FALL IN! 2011. The audio is decent enough. Sounds like I recorded it in a hotel room with an Ipad.
For 15 dollars for a lifetime upgrade, that’s a risk I could take.
Today is the thirty-second anniversary of the release of John Carpenter’s movie THE THING, which was the second attempt at filming John W. Campbell‘s classic Short Story “Who Goes There” as a film. The first, as the SF cogniscenti will surely inform us, was “The Thing From Another World” starring James Arness (pre-Matt Dillon) as the titular alien, who was more of a classic horror boojum than 1982’s horrific polymorphic alien.
Gad! 32 years ago!! I thought I’d celebrate the anniversary by citing Peter Watts’ excellent 2010 short story “The Things”, which appeared in Clarkesworld magazine and actually was nominated for a Hugo Award. The Things assumes the viewpoint of the “monster” as a terrified organism that’s attempting to commune with humanity, but it shocked and saddened by what it assumes to be our rampant xenophobia.
or hear it via spoken word (MP3, Clarkesworld Audio fiction podcast)http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/podpress_trac/web/372/0/clarkesworld_01_10_watts.mp3″
Give this a listen, it’s a great story that evokes a classic movie from a brand new angle!
This is an interesting Irish short story by Mr. Eoin Flynn, written in 2004 and copyright Eoin Flynn. It’s hard to categorize this story. It seems wistful at first, yet has elements that are downright supernatural towards the end, even a bit of a horror story, even. Who needs a category, eh?
This is a short read to test my new pop filter (which worked) but I was recording late-ish and it’s not my best read by far. My attempts to lapse into a Gaelic accent are awful, but I was game to give it a go.
Original Post: Airy Persiflage » Blog Archive » The Will, by Eoin Flynn.
To Listen: http://www.podbean.com/site/UserDownload/index/bid/248461/url/http%253A%252F%252Fmisternizz.podbean.com%252Fmf%252Fweb%252Fe49ni7%252FTheWill_EoinFlynn.mp3″
Read by.. me! (repost from Airy Persiflage)
“The vicarage is bad indeed, as bad as any vicarage in Christendom. But the vicar whose sinecure it is is, shall we say, a fair to middling vicar. I would not call him good, but he is by no means as bad as the Bad Vicar of old.”
Not for the faint of heart, Mr. Key’s spine tingling tale of a monstrous vicar of old and the evil that he wrought!
It was high time we did a Frank Key piece here, and this tickled my fancy when it was written two years ago.
To Listen: http://misternizz.podbean.com/mf/web/rmvdt9/OnTheBadVicarage_FrankKey.mp3″ (If this does not play quickly or hangs up, click on the picture of the vicar above and go to Aery Persiflage for the original recording.
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Yes, I know, this isn’t exactly Christmas material, but I’ve been on a Matheson kick lately. So take it in stride. This is a repost from my audio blog, Airy Persiflage. If the audio doesn’t play for some reason, follow the link to the original and play it there.
Born of Man and Woman is not a pleasant story, as it depicts a child born a hideous monster in our eyes, kept chained in the cellar by his parents, where he is beaten and abused regularly. It is, however, a memorable one, written by one of my favorite writers in the short story form, Richard Matheson, who is perhaps more famous for his television work on the Twilight Zone and other famous shows. This is my second short-short SF piece in a row by Mr. Matheson, having just read STEEL AND OTHER STORIES, where I picked up Lemmings, the previous audio story I read a couple weeks back.
Born of Man and Woman is a story I read as a younger teenager– probably 13 or so, and I recall it being in one of those Science Fiction Hall of Fame anthologies edited by Robert Silverberg. It’s one of those stories that sticks with you.. Matheson paints a vivid picture of the unnamed child’s suffering by having him recount events in a broken journal form. At the end of the story, you have to ask yourself who the real monsters are.
This audio is just over seven minutes long. To listen, click the arrow below.
Jennifer Pashley’s enigmatic story is published HERE. All rights reserved.
I liked it. Short, and with a mordant twist at the end.
I haven’t reviewed a gadget in a month of Sundays, so it is high time we got back in the groove around here.
This weeks’ interesting item is the FLIPS audio headphone.
The premise behind the gadget is simple. You are interested in a high quality sound experience for your portable audio or home stereo system. But you are also interested in turning your Ipod into a stereo for an impromptu party or back deck gathering. Do you lumber out a giant set of speakers? Carry an extra set of capsule speakers, maybe? No need! The FLIPS will do both things for you. Wear the FLIPS as a set of excellent high range noise-cancelling headphones, and when you want to bring the party out, you simply rotate the speakers around in the headset for a set of 40mm speakers with excellent range and realistic bass and treble. I was fairly impressed by this. I’ve had the FLIPS for about 3 weeks now. During that time I’ve used it to routine play audiobooks during my commute, music out loud from my Ipod and streaming audio and video. The FLIPPED side of the speakers are not going to replace a home theater unit any time soon, but they are impressively loud and can fill up a room with sound.
The important feature to note is that the FLIPS phones definitely have a safety feature. A 40mm speaker blasting into your eardrum wouldn’t be pleasant. So the FLIPS people have a noise leveling feature that reduces the sound to safe audio levels while wearing it in the normal, unflipped orientation. I call it wearing Indoor Voice, wearing Outdoor Voice.
The sound is great on these headphones in either orientation. I do a lot of audio book listening (though my Ipad) during drive time, but don’t have an auxiliary jack in my car’s stereo system, which sucks. I was using a single capsule speaker which can be very tinny sounding and it fades quickly as it loses charge. The FLIPS phones (flipped) make an excellent alternative to driving around with noise cancelling headphones, which the local police frown upon.
Summary: An excellent innovation, and an excellent, high end set of headphones. Great for impromptu gatherings and improvised, on the spot social gathering. I am enjoying these quite a bit.
I’m a fan of Charles Bukowski’s poetry. As I was a little antsy tonight and trying to exorcise the demon of a raspy voice in the wake of a nasty cold, I decided to put that gravelly voice to good use and record a little Bukowski, from my favorite book of his, LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL. As usual I posted these at Podbean.com, at my Airy Persiflage site. However, there is no blog post for these recordings because the website automatically associates one audio file with one blog post, and I cut six little audio files tonight. So, without further ado, here are Six Poems from LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL, by Charles Bukowski, read by your humble narrator.
1. Alone with Everybody
3. One for Old Snaggle-tooth
4. Quiet Clean Girls in Gingham Dresses
5. That’s What they Want
6. Who in Hell is Tom Jones?
To play, click the little play button under each title. This is a Flash enabled player so if it’s not working, sorry about that. My only other option was to edit all six little poems into one giant file, and I prefer to post them as six small audio files.
Words by Robert Howard, narration by your humble narrator.. it’s a Golden Hope Christmas.
A GOLDEN HOPE CHRISTMAS was famed pulp writer (and creator of CONAN) Robert E. Howard’s first professional sale. He won a cash prize for having his story published in the Tattler, the Brownville High School newspaper, in 1922. A Golden Hope is by no means the best of Howard’s literary efforts, but one can discern the seeds of the writer that Howard would grow up to be in this short Christmas themed effort. A Golden Hope was the December “group read” for my Goodreads Robert Howard Fans group.
The full text is HERE.
To hear the audio, press the play button below
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