From the slush pile


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One response to “From the slush pile

  1. That is some hilarious shit! I’m posting a link to it on my site. Man, I have read a ton of stuff by newbies, and I’ve never seen anything that funny. Just imagine how much crap some poor editor had to wade through to find those gems. No wonder they hardly ever read beyond the 1st paragraph. Maybe the trick to a good opening is to just not shoot yourself in thefoot.