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The new Wonder Woman movie is set to be released in 2007 and is written and directed by Joss Whedon the creator of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Angel,” and “Firefly”. He is very excited about bringing the DC comics heroine to the silver screen. Full Story

There is lots of speculation about who will be cast as the new Wonder Woman. Lots of names have been mentioned for the role including: Jennifer Connelly, Charism Carpenter, Sarah Michelle Geller, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Evangeline Lilly, Rhona Mitra, Mandy Moore, Eliza Dushku, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe and even Lindsay Lohan.

In the original 1976 version, Lynda Carter played the starring role. To keep in the theme of the original film, Mr. Whedon should pick the lady with the largest box. As you can see from this picture and video clip of Lynda in costume, the true wonder of Wonder Woman is her massive camel toe. It is so big that camel toe is not an appropriate term; Moose Knuckle is much more fitting…

As Larry David learned in an episode of this seasons Curb Your Enthusiasm, not all woman are the same size down below and this should be taken into consideration when picking the leading lady.

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